(MUSIC PLAYING THROUGH WALKMAN)
DEADPOOL: ♪ And you didn't think that I would hear it ♪
♪ People hear you talking like that, ♪ ♪ getting everybody fired up ♪
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
♪ Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit ♪
♪ Let me hear you say this shit is bananas ♪
♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S ♪
Oh, hello there.
I bet you're wondering: "why the red suit?"
Well that's so bad guys can't see me bleed
Hey!
Let's hope these guys are wearing their brown pants
♪ Just call me angel-- ♪
(WINDOW SHATTERS)
(TIRE SCREECHES)
(DEADPOOL SPEAKS SPANISH)
There's no easy way to say this...
I'm pregnant, Trevor
That's rich Caribbean leather...
Bitch!
DEADPOOL: Excusa por favor?
Ow!
Damn!
Ow!
(GUN FIRING)
DEADPOOL: Crime's a disease
Meet the cure
Okay but not the cure. More like a topical oint that
reduces swelling and itch
Hi, Tom!
♪ Just call me angel ♪
DEADPOOL: Oh, fuck me...
♪ the morning angel ♪
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